(via pissonmygrave)
machete!
| Me watching the Olympics at age 8: | Oh that's nice |
| Me watching the Olympics at age 12: | Wow I hope we win |
| Me watching the Olympics at age 16: | I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me |
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit
some of us dont have sacks for our shit check ur privilege
some of us don’t have privilege check your blades of grass
(via canderemy)
(via busterbluthsjuicebox)
